A lawyer just won a huge headline case and received a few million for his win, so he decided he wants the fastest car he can buy. So he is at a Ferrari dealer and drives his new hot rod out of the parking lot to the first light heading onto the highway right as it turns red. A older man in his 80’s stops next to him on a moped and is looking the car over with great intrigue, Being friendly the lawyer opens the window and asks if he likes it, The old man replies it looks real nice and asked if he minded if he pokes his head in to look at the inside so the lawyer tells him “sure it’s brand new” so the old man pokes his head in then leans back and says it sure is nice but I’d rather have my trusty old moped, It’s just what I like. Just then the light turns green and the proud lawyer decided to show the old man what it can do so he stomps on the gas and is at 140 mph in a heartbeat and he notices something gaining on him in his rear view mirror as it blurs by him, in amazement he wants to know what passed him like he was standing still at 140??? So he speeds up to 190 and finally gains on “OH MY LORD” The old guy on a moped in disbelief he flies by at 190 and keeps going and he glanced at his mirror and once again the moped blurs by him and he said NO WAY IS A MOPED GOING TO BEAT ME!!!! So he floors it right by the moped again to the cars max speed of 220mph and then he noticed the moped gaining again , Just then there was a dip in the road causing the car to swerve into the next lane and WHAM the moped rear ends the Ferrari destroying the entire back of the car as the old man flies over the car and lands in the bushes on the side of the highway as the car skids to a screeching halt the lawyer manages to find the old man and amazingly he is still alive and not mangles up. The lawyer in a panic asked the old man “is there anything I can do for you anyone to call, Please anything at all I can’t believe this happened” The old man looks at him and says in a soft raspy voice there is only one thing, Could you please unhook my suspenders from your side view mirror?

[link=http://www.rcuniverse.com/forum/fb.asp?m=4438261]http://www.rcuniverse.com/forum/fb.asp?m=4438261[/link]Wow, I can't believe this happened twice! To a lawyer and a doctor!

WOW missed that one[sm=bananahead.gif]

HAHA...PMSL... Crafty old geezer... im sure my brother would like that, hes got a moped

that IS a good find, well done