Amazing what you can do with photoshop nowadays

sing it, "Like a bridge over troubled water"

"Ladies and Gentlemen, this is you Captain speaking, I told you I could fly under the brige without killing you all. That'll be $5 each please. Have a nice day. Oh and by the way, there is a substantial queue for the toilets!"

Aussie Pilot: "Impossible ya reckon, hold me beer & watch this"

My complements to the artist. Even the planes shadow looks good.


Pilot: If we get low enough maybe we can create a rooster tail with this bird.

Ladies and gentllman we will be making a slight detour on our sheduled filght to San Fransico. If you look to the left and slightly above you will see the bay bridge!!!!

Dude, I told you she had her top off....take a look at those t***........

Those Soulthwest pilots will laugh their heads off when they find out we pulled this stunt off in the nude!!!

I told you to take a left at los angelos.........

hey baby, hold my beer and watch this!

pilot to co pilot "hey fred, see if our skier is still back there!"