And yes, it is me inside

Ian F.

I think I found one of the droids

"thats not the droid youre looking for"

I was 'Feeling the Force'.... It weighs in about 20kgs !

Ian F.

Yeah? how'd you get in that little car?

"Inform Lord Vader we have a prisoner"

"Aren't you a little bit gigantic for a stormtrooper?"

"You fool! You've captured their stunt doubles!!"

This years lucky winner at the Endor National Hobby show was Inept Gaurd # 91030498....... who was later gunned down by, as a witness recalls, "a woman with honey buns stuck to her head and a giant hairy man that talked by monaing very loudly".

hello people

I see you have constructed a new buggy. Your jedi skills are now complete.

Shut down all the Baja Bugs on the Dentention Level!!!!

"What a piece of junk!"

"She'll make point five past lightspeed. She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid. I've made a lot of special modifications myself."