life's mysteries
12-16-2007, 08:07 PM
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Just post your random mysteries here.
Why do we land on the runway and not the landway??? (yes, i am certified to make new words)
Why do we land on the runway and not the landway??? (yes, i am certified to make new words)
12-17-2007, 11:05 AM
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ORIGINAL: forrest225
Just post your random mysteries here.
Why do we land on the runway and not the landway??? (yes, i am certified to make new words)
Just post your random mysteries here.
Why do we land on the runway and not the landway??? (yes, i am certified to make new words)
Having to learn english as a native spanish speaker, the one that always got me was:
Why do we park on the driveway, and drive on the parkway?
Did I say that I don't really like the english language?
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12-17-2007, 01:04 PM
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Have you ever been in a someplace real nice & had gas really, really bad, but couldn't let it out ? 15 Minutes later you're outside & decide to release it, but couldn't!! It just wasn't there anymore.. Where did it go ??????
12-17-2007, 05:14 PM
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Have you ever been in a someplace real nice & had gas really, really bad, but couldn't let it out ? 15 Minutes later you're outside & decide to release it, but couldn't!! It just wasn't there anymore.. Where did it go ??????
12-18-2007, 07:59 AM
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why do microwaves send out radiowaves when you can't hear them with a radio.
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12-18-2007, 07:59 PM
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Have you ever been in a someplace real nice & had gas really, really bad, but couldn't let it out ? 15 Minutes later you're outside & decide to release it, but couldn't!! It just wasn't there anymore.. Where did it go ??????
Have you ever been in a someplace real nice & had gas really, really bad, but couldn't let it out ? 15 Minutes later you're outside & decide to release it, but couldn't!! It just wasn't there anymore.. Where did it go ??????
12-18-2007, 08:02 PM
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Have you ever been in a someplace real nice & had gas really, really bad, but couldn't let it out ? 15 Minutes later you're outside & decide to release it, but couldn't!! It just wasn't there anymore.. Where did it go ??????
they travel up your spine...into your brain and that is where crappy ideas come from.[:@]
12-19-2007, 08:06 AM
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Also, I think I've smelled somebodies breath that it backed up on . Ya know, if we could get our elected officials ( you know--them do nothing- flip-flopping people in Washington) to show even this much smarts, we could straighten out all of our problems in this country !!!!!!!!
12-20-2007, 10:46 AM
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RE: life's mysteries
OK, here are a couple that come to mind...
Why do they call it "intelligence"?
If my Wife gets a "permanent", why does she have to get another one later on?
Steve
Why do they call it "intelligence"?
If my Wife gets a "permanent", why does she have to get another one later on?
Steve
12-20-2007, 05:42 PM
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RE: life's mysteries
ORIGINAL: just4u
they travel up your spine...into your brain and that is where crappy ideas come from.[:@]
Have you ever been in a someplace real nice & had gas really, really bad, but couldn't let it out ? 15 Minutes later you're outside & decide to release it, but couldn't!! It just wasn't there anymore.. Where did it go ??????
they travel up your spine...into your brain and that is where crappy ideas come from.[:@]
See, just goes to show, when you need to drop one, drop it, or your models could come to some harm!!!
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poor guy... 
what makes humans curious? and how did Danger Mouse get that eyepatch? (not sure if you americans have ever heard of danger mouse, quite a good cartoon in its time)
what makes humans curious? and how did Danger Mouse get that eyepatch? (not sure if you americans have ever heard of danger mouse, quite a good cartoon in its time)
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ORIGINAL: madmax22
Why do I keep hitting trees?
Why do I keep hitting trees?
thats why
02-03-2008, 04:03 PM
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Well what I love is when you ask two teachers the same questions and they come up with two completely different answers. And I love when the student has to teach the teacher, or has such a good argument that the teacher says well lets go on another subject. LOL Happened to me, freaking History teacher. LOL
02-03-2008, 05:39 PM
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Well what I love is when you ask two teachers the same questions and they come up with two completely different answers. And I love when the student has to teach the teacher, or has such a good argument that the teacher says well lets go on another subject. LOL Happened to me, freaking History teacher. LOL