Its off topic but good...

I like that! I happen to be a carpenter and I always wondered if the nails knew what was gonna' happen...

My nails are never forced to go through that.

My nails try to run away, forcing me to pursue them. The problem is that having committed to bash one of 'em on the head, when they run and I chase 'em, my left thumb suffers....

Of course, I could always shoot 'em out of my nail "cannon", but it hurts more when I hit my thumb.:stupid:

What would you call a magazine full of nails that are being banged-in at a high rate............'A halocaust'