Go Back  RCU Forums > Radios, Batteries, Clubhouse and more > RC Humor
Reload this Page >

let's hear your funny-stupid old sayings

Notices
RC Humor Have an RC related joke or story? If it is RC humor you're looking for we have this forum to make you happy now.

let's hear your funny-stupid old sayings

Old 03-10-2009, 07:56 AM
  #26  
Ram Jet
Senior Member
 
Ram Jet's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: Burtchville, MI
Posts: 2,158
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default RE: let's hear your funny-stupid old sayings


ORIGINAL: scratchbildr

That's slicker than owl s...t on a wet tree branch!
That's the first time that's ever happened again.

Dejavue all over again.

Bill
Old 03-10-2009, 10:40 AM
  #27  
scratchgolfer
Junior Member
 
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: kingwood , TX
Posts: 17
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default RE: let's hear your funny-stupid old sayings

If it aint broke you aint flown it yet
Old 03-10-2009, 02:20 PM
  #28  
Habaneroe
Senior Member
My Feedback: (1)
 
Habaneroe's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: Milpitas CA
Posts: 107
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default RE: let's hear your funny-stupid old sayings

My favorite NEW one is a variation on an old one: Fly it like you stole it!
Old 03-10-2009, 03:01 PM
  #29  
Korben
Member
 
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Salt Lake City, UT
Posts: 44
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default RE: let's hear your funny-stupid old sayings

I'm so poor, I can't afford to pay attention.
Old 03-10-2009, 03:15 PM
  #30  
Ram Jet
Senior Member
 
Ram Jet's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: Burtchville, MI
Posts: 2,158
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default RE: let's hear your funny-stupid old sayings


ORIGINAL: Korben

I'm so poor, I can't afford to pay attention.

Darn it Jeb, get away from the wheel barrow, ya know ya don't know nothin' bout machines!

I taught ya everything I know and ya still don't know nothin'.

Bill
Old 03-10-2009, 03:33 PM
  #31  
Ram Jet
Senior Member
 
Ram Jet's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: Burtchville, MI
Posts: 2,158
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default RE: let's hear your funny-stupid old sayings


ORIGINAL: scratchgolfer

If it aint broke you aint flown it yet

Very comforting as I sit here freting over my new Brodak Oriental CL plane. Thanks!

Bill[X(]
Old 03-10-2009, 08:13 PM
  #32  
khodges
My Feedback: (1)
 
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: newton, NC
Posts: 5,451
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default RE: let's hear your funny-stupid old sayings

Describing someone on the "slow" side

A few bricks shy of a full load....
He's not the sharpest knife in the drawer....
dumber than a bag of hammers.....
as bright as a 12V bulb on 3V.....
couldn't find his ***** with both hands....
his cheese has slid off his cracker.....
Old 03-10-2009, 10:59 PM
  #33  
grinder-RCU
Senior Member
My Feedback: (1)
 
grinder-RCU's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: London, ON, CANADA
Posts: 782
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default RE: let's hear your funny-stupid old sayings

Thumbs like a truck.
Trim it up, screw it down. ( Bob Vila )
Low fat fries.
red leather, yellow leather. Say it fast three times.
Slippery than snot on a greased rail.
Beavers favorite swear word? damn.
When you drive past a grave yard, say to the kids in the car "people are dying to get into there". Drives them nuts.
Old 03-10-2009, 11:00 PM
  #34  
grinder-RCU
Senior Member
My Feedback: (1)
 
grinder-RCU's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: London, ON, CANADA
Posts: 782
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default RE: let's hear your funny-stupid old sayings

"That'll go over like a fart in space suit".
Old 03-11-2009, 03:04 AM
  #35  
Ram Jet
Senior Member
 
Ram Jet's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: Burtchville, MI
Posts: 2,158
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default RE: let's hear your funny-stupid old sayings

ORIGINAL: grinder-RCU

"That'll go over like a fart in space suit".

My dad used to say "You're runnin' around like a fart in a mitten." Does anyone know what that means?[sm=confused.gif] He also would say (when he was going to show you something really clever) "Here, I'll show you a trick with a hole in it." I'm 60 now and think I know what that means.[sm=confused.gif]

Bill
Old 03-11-2009, 03:10 AM
  #36  
Ram Jet
Senior Member
 
Ram Jet's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: Burtchville, MI
Posts: 2,158
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default RE: let's hear your funny-stupid old sayings


ORIGINAL: grinder-RCU

Thumbs like a truck.
Trim it up, screw it down. ( Bob Vila )
Low fat fries.
red leather, yellow leather. Say it fast three times.
Slippery than snot on a greased rail.
Beavers favorite swear word? damn.
When you drive past a grave yard, say to the kids in the car "people are dying to get into there". Drives them nuts.
And last but not least my boss's favorite saying " if it has t*ts or wheels it does nothing but cost you money or give you a hard time"

Your boss is a very smart man and I'm sure a-bit older than 25.

Say "Hoof Hearted" and "Half Fast" very quickly. Louis Armstrong used to say "He he, hey folks we gonna play you a song, not too fast, not too slow, just half fast. He he he he."

Bill
Old 03-11-2009, 02:25 PM
  #37  
grinder-RCU
Senior Member
My Feedback: (1)
 
grinder-RCU's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: London, ON, CANADA
Posts: 782
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default RE: let's hear your funny-stupid old sayings

List of phrases. http://www.joe-ks.com/phrases/phrases.htm#B
Old 03-11-2009, 04:51 PM
  #38  
Arceenut
 
Arceenut's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Aldergrove, BC, CANADA
Posts: 126
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default RE: let's hear your funny-stupid old sayings

Slipperier 'n ten barrels of Kentucky horse piss with the foam farted off.

A few fries short of a happy meal.
Old 03-14-2009, 09:09 AM
  #39  
WMB
My Feedback: (1)
 
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Great Falls, MT
Posts: 929
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default RE: let's hear your funny-stupid old sayings

It will feel better when it quits hurting.
Old 03-16-2009, 02:07 AM
  #40  
jimgee1
Member
My Feedback: (3)
 
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Foster City , CA
Posts: 52
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default RE: let's hear your funny-stupid old sayings

He's as soft as a one minute egg!
Aclosed mouth gathers no feet..
You can't listen yourself into trouble..
Old 03-18-2009, 04:51 PM
  #41  
Fudge
My Feedback: (104)
 
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: NY
Posts: 226
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default RE: let's hear your funny-stupid old sayings

Some kids thought it would be funny to take my cell phone and hide it in school, and this is the clue they gave me:
"It's in the last place you will ever look!!"
(Really? I don't know about you, but I keep looking for something AFTER I find it!!)
Old 03-21-2009, 05:20 PM
  #42  
burningpoo
Senior Member
 
burningpoo's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2007
Location: easton, PA
Posts: 631
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default RE: let's hear your funny-stupid old sayings

you can pick your friends, you can pick your nose but you can't pick your friends nose (I try 2 pick my wifes, but she don't like it :P)


I can't beleive no one said this one yet, my dad always said it to me when I wanted something,

you can poop in one hand and wish in another, see which one fills up first...
Old 03-22-2009, 05:15 PM
  #43  
dirthead
 
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Grand Falls, NB, CANADA
Posts: 657
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default RE: let's hear your funny-stupid old sayings

SNAPPIN ARSEHOLES look at Johnny bootcuttin her across the dooryard!
Old 03-22-2009, 05:17 PM
  #44  
dirthead
 
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Grand Falls, NB, CANADA
Posts: 657
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default RE: let's hear your funny-stupid old sayings

Does a bear ***** in the woods?
That nut's tighter than a cameel's ass in a sandstorm!
Old 03-22-2009, 07:28 PM
  #45  
skyraider71
Senior Member
 
skyraider71's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2008
Location: mount washington, KY
Posts: 837
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default RE: let's hear your funny-stupid old sayings

Keith Moon once said to Jimmy Page:
"That will fly like a lead zeppelin"
Old 03-22-2009, 07:38 PM
  #46  
cactus jack
Junior Member
 
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: Depew, OK
Posts: 19
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default RE: let's hear your funny-stupid old sayings

the only good thing about him is he ain't twins
Old 03-22-2009, 08:26 PM
  #47  
skyraider71
Senior Member
 
skyraider71's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2008
Location: mount washington, KY
Posts: 837
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default RE: let's hear your funny-stupid old sayings

My granny used to say: "I'm as full as a tick"
Old 03-23-2009, 05:33 AM
  #48  
Raymond.Mao66
Junior Member
 
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: NANYANGHENAN, CHINA
Posts: 16
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default RE: let's hear your funny-stupid old sayings

Hay man, I SAW YOU signature “Chinese long”。IT makes me easy
Old 03-23-2009, 11:15 AM
  #49  
skyraider71
Senior Member
 
skyraider71's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2008
Location: mount washington, KY
Posts: 837
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default RE: let's hear your funny-stupid old sayings

My wife after a big meal says: " I'm stuffed like a christmas turkey. "
Old 03-24-2009, 11:52 AM
  #50  
RCtruckRacer
Senior Member
 
RCtruckRacer's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Eugene, OR
Posts: 3,647
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default RE: let's hear your funny-stupid old sayings


ORIGINAL: skyraider71

Keith Moon once said to Jimmy Page:
"That will fly like a lead zeppelin"
Keith, Jimmy and Entwhistle (the who) were joking around one night drinking and talking about forming a band, as they were all pretty unhappy about their current situations. One of them said "yeah, that will go over like a lead balloon." Later when Jimmy and Robert were forming a band, Jimmy thought back to that conversation and suggested lead zepplin - the e was ommited so we yanks would not mispronounce the name.


There's a light at the end of every tunnel, just hope it's not a train!

Thread Tools
Search this Thread

Contact Us - Archive - Advertising - Cookie Policy - Privacy Statement - Terms of Service - Do Not Sell My Personal Information

Copyright 2018 MH Sub I, LLC dba Internet Brands. All rights reserved. Use of this site indicates your consent to the Terms of Use.