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thailazer 04-13-2011 05:52 AM

Checking Out
 
A guy is checking out at the local hobby shop and puts the following on the counter:

Two 10X6 props
A boxed set of two-part epoxy
One spinner.
A Carl Goldberg Tiger 2 kit
A Biplane Kit
An aileron extension cable
Two rolls of monokote

A drunk staggers up to him, looks at his stuff, looks at the guy, looks back at his stuff and mutters, "You're single, ain't yah?"

The flyer looks at his stuff, then looks at the drunk and says, "Well yes, as a matter of fact I am. What gave it away?"

The drunk teeters precariously and says to him....."Cuz your ugly."

Laggger164 05-09-2018 01:27 AM

DAAAAM SON! That was so good to read, I bursted out laughing :D

thailazer 05-09-2018 04:53 AM

I had forgotten that I had posted that! Glad you liked it.

bluesjumper 11-06-2018 07:04 PM

Nice, will tell it to my kids tomorrow

larryzhou 12-24-2018 06:38 AM

"Cuz your ugly.",hahaha

BPLizard 01-01-2019 07:55 PM

:D
That’s brutal.

John_Arthur 10-11-2020 10:53 AM

that was a really good one

foodstick 11-08-2022 11:25 AM

Talking about a delayed laugh 7 years between the joke ending and the laughter starting ! They say that timing is everything in comedy..but this must be a record !

thailazer 11-08-2022 04:37 PM


Originally Posted by foodstick (Post 12750430)
Talking about a delayed laugh 7 years between the joke ending and the laughter starting ! They say that timing is everything in comedy..but this must be a record !

It's the gift that keeps giving!

gottabeme 11-16-2022 09:15 PM

Q; How do you brainwash the FAA?
A; Give them an enema

allupndown 03-03-2024 12:35 AM

Only an RC enthusiast can relate ...


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