A guy is checking out at the local hobby shop and puts the following on the counter:

Two 10X6 props
A boxed set of two-part epoxy
One spinner.
A Carl Goldberg Tiger 2 kit
A Biplane Kit
An aileron extension cable
Two rolls of monokote

A drunk staggers up to him, looks at his stuff, looks at the guy, looks back at his stuff and mutters, "You're single, ain't yah?"

The flyer looks at his stuff, then looks at the drunk and says, "Well yes, as a matter of fact I am. What gave it away?"

The drunk teeters precariously and says to him....."Cuz your ugly."

DAAAAM SON! That was so good to read, I bursted out laughing

I had forgotten that I had posted that! Glad you liked it.

Nice, will tell it to my kids tomorrow

that was a really good one

Talking about a delayed laugh 7 years between the joke ending and the laughter starting ! They say that timing is everything in comedy..but this must be a record !

It's the gift that keeps giving!

Q; How do you brainwash the FAA?
A; Give them an enema

Only an RC enthusiast can relate ...