Lets start something fun.
lets hear stupid sayings we've heard around the feild.


Today, a Rookie was flying around at a slow speed, one guy says "man that sure can fly slow"

the new aerobatic pilot "Its the flaps"
its a delta, flying wing

Heard a guy the other day telling someone that when you're flying in a full size aircraft and feel turbulence etc it's the clouds going through the engines!!

question: how fast

answer: about 200 mph

HOW DO YOU SEE IT GOING THAT FAST?

answer : do indy cars disappear at 230 mph!

how much does a jet cost?

about $6K to $10K.

Sh$t, you can buy a CAR for that.

I ALREADY own a car

"you guys are nuts"

Thank You.

How high will it go?

How far will it go?? does it have an afterburner?? do the rockets fire on the wings??

You show up at the field with your new twin Y/A F-18 hornet and someone walks up and asks you, is that a Byron?? arghhh.

V..

LOL You guys are hitting on some good ones !


Or this one" Wow that sounds like a real jet engine"



Steve

From the retard who walked up behind my Kangaroo a few years back and put his hand behind the turbine......

"holy $h!t that's hot!!!!"

From another brainwave who decided to look down the tailpipe of my ducted fan on the first run........

*wiping glow fuel oil from his eyes*
"ewwww, I didn't think it would blow all the oil out of there"

In response to my comment that micro turbine technology had only really come of age in the last 5-6 years or so, one old timer told me that was BS - he remembered seeing even smaller jet engines back in the 50's - they were even called "Jetex"!
Can you imagine the size of fuel pellet you'd need for a P-200?

barry

(who DID fly Jetex Free Flight way back when!)

I heard one of these at the field the other day,

*I can't run it anymore because im out of kero*

"I've got some gas with a 5:1 mix of lawn boy"

I just about rolled over laughing....

Here's a good one



***** Oh Man I'm so sorry, what happened ???????? ******
********** I dont know I got hit *************



I used to pull that one all the time when I didnt want people knowing that I Screwed up LMAO !!!!!!


Look down at the Radio with my hands up in the air and say What the .......... !!!!!

Oh man that was a terrible landing Johnny !!!!!




No it wasnt, that was Fail safe thank God it didnt happen in the Air

Johnny, I thought I said these things to you in confidence!! Stop making fun of me!!

perfect example of a Failsafe is on that Video you got there Sean LOL

Does the gun work? (A10A Warthog)

*Whats Wrong With It?

*If I knew it wouldn't be broke....

"could it carry me?"

I've been asked that on several occasions. My response from the second person on has always been:

"Absolutely, but the FAA requires me to charge for that"

To which I mostly get a "Really!". [X(]

kinnda the same:

also check this out:

http://www.volkan-dil.co.uk/rc_humor.pdf

While working a public display during a Space Shuttle landing at NASA Dryden several years ago:

"Is it going to take off the same direction it landed?"