Hey y'all

Came across this ad the other day and though wow gotta have one...

A new radical sports jet caled the Percy Pink Models Ego. 3m span and 3m long, totally complete and fully moulded in a composite of lycra, crabon fibre and camel sperm. It will need super digital 100kg pull servos on everything including the dual circuit hydraulic brake valve as you can't be too careful. It'll have ABS, Traction control and power steering.
Power will come from 2 special Dogsbolox 50kg turbines run on asses milk for extra smoothness and electrics will be from 2 x 12volt car batteries backed up by its own nuclear reactor just in case.
The radio will be connected to full Sat Nav with 15 gyros so that you don't even have to fly it...just like the 'scale' pilots at the JWM. It will come with a real third scale midget pilot as a back up.

The price is to be advised but if you have to ask....you can't afford it!

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Pictures to follow......


Work is just a way of filling in time between flying and dying

LOL

I thought it had a flux capacitor as well

I forgot about that one.....I expect that'll be on the export model!!

I hear they are also going to produce a left hand and right hand model for those who can only fly and land in one direction.....

Or is that one for the Uk and One for the rest of the world who drive on the wrong side of the road!

If we go down that route there will also be one for the Aussies who fly upside down as well...they'll have to re programme the Gigglebox and the Flux Capacitor / GPS network stabilisor for that one!! (and the water goes the other way down the plughole as well)
The spec list just keeps getting longer!