or you ask the salesman if you can stop buy your home and see if your Mig 15 will fit in the back

Dawn

Your simple, low cost, bathroom wallpaper remodeling project, turns into a major cluster f#%$, and ends up costing about the same as a new WREN!!

Its happening to me now!!!

Can't start on my Agressor until I finish it.

HHHHHHEEEEEEELLLLLLLLPPPPPPPP

Joe L.

Man I feel your pain. My master bath and bedroom remodel is up to four WREN's with two more WREN's to go before I am finished. I did the kitchen last year and it was a three WREN job.

RH

When your wifes hairdryer is a 18lb thrust turbine with autostart and she complains about the "smell" in the house.

When you fire up the turbine instead of the snowblower to clear the sidewalk.

Sidewalk, windshield, barbecue, and the neighbor's naughty dog.

When you plan the "family" vacation at Michigan Jets!

Knowing how to get a good nights sleep....after your wife left.

When BV comes running out of his tent and tells you "It was not designed to go that fast" !

When your wife opens the door to the basement and throws down your pillow and a blanket and says....why don`t you sleep with those %&*@% jets too !!!

V..

When you phone the Wren factory and don't even have to tell me your name... I've spoken to you so often that I recognise your voice...

Sara Parish
Wren Turbines

When you buy the house next door so your planes can have a nice place to stay.

True story!!!!!!!!

You read posts like this.

When your wife uses the words "suck", "squeeze", "bang" or "blow" and you immediately think of that new AMT Pegasus

Just as long as she doesn't use the term "FOD" then you are in good shape. Otherwise you may be in BIG trouble.

ROFL! Now you have me thinking of the FOD guard [:@]

When you start storing your Hysol in a SAFE.
And You change your dogs name form Fido to Festo...

thats ok, I planned my UK trip around the Jet Masters in Ireland.
Bob

When you start using turbine engine brand names as a unit of currency.

(Our DIY reflooring job has reached half a Behotec J66 now.)

...jim

Heck, that's nothing - my garage/dog house build-out has cost 1 Mercury so far and looks like it'll end up closer to 2...

BUT ! I'm getting at least a 1/2 P-60 rebate since it'll be a new home for my planes... They should be happier since it'll be air conditioned...

You know you're a Jet Pilot when.................................you go to your local Hobby Store and NOTHING in the place interests you! (the wife now enjoys going there)

At least they don't snore or hog the covers

Marty

....you want to posion your own soup 'cus the sub-prime market took a dump and you're still paying off 3 jets you've already crashed and burned.


Not me thankfully, but someone I know

You're in an accident on the way to the field and have to climb over two unconscious passengers to check on the condition of your jet.

Your dog has her own Jet