Checking Out
A guy is checking out at the local hobby shop and puts the following on the counter:
Two 10X6 props
A boxed set of two-part epoxy
One spinner.
A Carl Goldberg Tiger 2 kit
A Biplane Kit
An aileron extension cable
Two rolls of monokote
A drunk staggers up to him, looks at his stuff, looks at the guy, looks back at his stuff and mutters, "You're single, ain't yah?"
The flyer looks at his stuff, then looks at the drunk and says, "Well yes, as a matter of fact I am. What gave it away?"
The drunk teeters precariously and says to him....."Cuz your ugly."