That's so funny !
Saw them "searching" a poor old guy in a wheel chair that had shrapnel (in head) and pins in his leg from WWII and they had to run him through the scanner and wand him and then do it again. He could barely stand while they did this. Poor guy was like 85 or 90 YO and was very nice, but not happy with them. His wife was pretty pi$$ed though
Jeff