ORIGINAL: MAUS45
Fair suck of the sav! Don't ratbag me you swagman! Big-note oneself, are you a Banana bender or do you live in Woop Woop? Sorry, I have a friend from Oz. So have a four x and don't go wobbly on me or be spewin!
She'll be apples!
Well played sir!
Birger - don't worry, I will use very clear, plain and understandable English. I write rugby reports for my local newspaper so have a little bit of experience. Even our American friends will be able to understand it