ORIGINAL: Harley Condra
I sure would not leave the Yuppie Wagon parked unattended!
It looks like it should have a moon on the door.
Someone might mistake it for a porta potty.
Ha ha! Just put an RCU sticker on the door and everyone will know it's so full of pooh already that it's not safe to lay another load into it. That will take care of any problems there.