Hey,
I'm all for it. The problem is that the "Truth" doesn't always get you far. Belive me I learned it - time and time again - the HARD way - in a dead end job with a bleek outlook. so I accepted it, granted - this may not be true for everyone. I like my current job and learned that in order to get here you gotta play a little politics. If it makes me less of a man then so be it...

Eye Trouble? LOL, I use that on my guys all the time when they call in sick (just joking of course) I make up for it with them, they know I don't care either way.

No children..... Yet..... but perhaps that's a good excuse to start?

Funeral?? Thats GOOD. I think I can sacrafice an Aunt for that
RickP