And fuel oil has a MUCH higher flash point!

Hair spray is in a sealed container, as is WD-40.

Jack Daniels and other "alcs" have relatively low alcohol content, and certainly don't contain "nitro".

Storing a container of our fuel in the house is closer to storing a gallon of gasoline in the house.

I agree with disliking the constantly increasing regulation of our lives, but storage of flammables in the home isn't one of the regs I happen to disagree with.
Dennis-