I spelled some thin super glue on my finger, a lot actually. My finger started to burn like holy h*ll. So I stuck it in my mouth to cool it. Did not work but my finger was glued to my tongue but good. That was my ah sh*t moment.
So I went across the street to my neighbors. When she opened the door, she took one look at me and said you glued your finger to your tongue didn't you. I mumble uh uh. She started laughing so hard she ended up on the floor in hysterical laughter. I wanted to kick her (didn't).

And then when my wife got hoe the laughing started all over again.

Took hours before my tongue and finger part, and not the best of buddy's. Food tasted nasty for week.

Some days you should just stay in bed and sleep all day.

Ken