"calm down its only an advertisement!" (you must have seen the advert on telly "hello mum")

no one is implying you do not like your codpiece as the amount of time you spend on this thread implies you have a interest, but as for your building skills...... and your qualifications as a structural engineer........... and as an accident investigator.......... but we can only assume that at heart you are an alright sorta bloke [:-]