Well how about:

TOWER: Trans World 334 heavy, be advised 3 min delay for wake turbulance, aircraft departing ahead of you.

or

Hey Jim, you think it'll scrach the paint on the nose wheel if we just go past him?

or


Do you realize we burn more gas going down this taxi way than he's go in his WHOLE airplane?

TOWER Cessna 47 Brovo, be advised DO NOT stop short of anything.