Well how about:

TOWER: Trans World 334 heavy, be advised 3 min delay for wake turbulance, aircraft departing ahead of you.

or

Hey Jim, you think it'll scrach the paint on the nose wheel if we just go past him?

or


Do you realize we burn more gas going down this taxi way than he's go in his WHOLE airplane?

TOWER Cessna 47 Brovo, be advised DO NOT stop short of anything.

Hey man can I run over the stupid flys????? Then always get in the way.

Damn, I hate students that think they actually need to taxy no faster than a walk!

Full idle and full brakes mate. Man we are still going faster than that C thing. OK turn on the metal crusher. [>:]

Cessna; I don't mind towing up a few gliders now and then but this is ridiculous.

I hate it when they flash their brights!! GO AROUND!!!!

As a matter of fact, I do own the road!

Cessna: Oh, don't worry, they have look-down radar. Just hope it's turned on!@

CESSNA: EEK engine died!! ok ok concentrate, start engine start!! Ok calm down, don't look back!! If I don't look it won't run me over!

Cessna: I pay airport taxes too, this isin't YOUR taxiway.

Cessna Pilot to Co-Pilot:

"Talk about a dream job! Ever since Bush started that war and all our fighters are gone, I can write my own ticket as the new Air Force One escort. Saving the taxpayers money too!"

When are the ground crew going to get those wheel chocks off the blooming runway?

For some reason I dont think this is DFW!

Instructor: Don't look back and you'll do just fine.

74 pilot says to copilot: "this will teach him for cutting us off, apply full reverse thrusters!"

btw- loved the glider comment!!!

"Introducing the all new 2004's. with the highest towing capacity in their class, at your dealer today!"


or

" hey, wasn't there a cessna in front of us a second ago?...did he turn off?...check your side willya?"......"...did you feel something?"