Woketman
PLEASE do NOT tell us anymore stories like that, i nearly passed out laughing so much..........ok, just another one then.

i have heard that snails have homing instincts, last year i tested this theory by painting snails and catapulting the 'pilots' over the fence to land 2 gardens away, none have returned from their 'mission' as of yet, this may be down to the grass actually being greener in the next door neighbours garden or failure on landing / re-entry.

maybe next time i'll build them mini parachutes.