You boys all have the disease. I do not know much about Model Airplanes Anonymous, but I know a group that is all that and more. As the founder of AIRCRAFT ANONYMOUS I can help. I am not biased in any way. Full scale or models, fixed wing or rotary, I can help.

Here is some Q&A about Aircraft Anonymous:
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Am I addicted to this, do I really have a problem?
If you repeatedly fly more than you intend or want to, if you get into trouble at home, you have a problem. If you spend more time than usual in your workshop or at a bench, you have a problem. If your involvement in aircraft interferes with work or family, you have a problem. However, only you can decide. No one in Aircraft Anonymous will tell you whether you are or not.

What can I do if I am worried about my overindulgence in flying?
Seek help. Aircraft Anonymous will help.

Cheech, how can you help me with my aircraft problem?
We in A.A. know what it is like to be addicted to the hobby, and to be unable to keep promises made to our family and to others. We are not professional therapists. Our only qualification for helping others to recover from over saturation in the hobby is that we have successfully helped others. Problem aviators coming to us know that recovery is possible because they see people who have done it.

How do I join A.A.?
You are an Aircraft Anonymous member if and when you say so. Just email me. The only requirement for Aircraft Anonymous membership is a desire to stop flying and building airplanes and helicopters. It requires commitment, and many of us were not very wholehearted about that when we first approached Aircraft Anonymous

How much does A.A. membership cost?
There are no dues or fees for A.A. membership. A full aircraft abatement and salvage program is in place . Just make your decision, send the email and say goodbye to your "problems" forever. We will pick up all your problems, no questions asked. No problems are too big or too small. From giant scale to 1/2A, we can help. Get rid of your problems

What advice do you give new members?
It's a simple A-B-C program. In our experience, the people who recover in Aircraft Anonymous are those who:
(a) stay away from kits, glues, composites, glow fuel, gasoline, balsa and flying fields;
(b) Get their planes to a founder, like Cheech, as soon as possible
(c) seek out the people in Aircraft Anonymous who have successfully stayed away for some time

References available. Make the call and get rid of these "problems" today!

-Cheech