As the founder of Model Airplanes Anonymous I know what it is like for you guys that have all these problems. The cure really is quite clear. It really is a simple A-B-C program. As I posted earlier, the people who recover in Aircraft Anonymous are those who:
(a) stay away from kits, glues, composites, glow fuel, gasoline, balsa and flying fields; and (b) Get their planes to a founder, like Cheech, as soon as possible

This system works. I helped a pilot yesterday by bringing home his Moki 1.8 powered Extra 300XS. We met in central Indiana. I cannot say for sure whether letting this plane will cure him. I saw helicopter brochures on the seat of his truck.

I have my own vice under control. However, this new 1/4 scale addition to the home had a very low W-A-F (wife acceptabce factor)