Chris,

Don't be so paranoid...all the guys love you. Just keep things on topic rather than taking pokes at the mods or other posts which may infringe upon the rules and I assure you that your posts will have magnificent staying power.

Normally I would delete what you just wrote above as it is clearly just trolling for trouble by adding fuel to the fire but I'll leave it up here along with both our posts and either of us can point to it in the future if either of us breaks our promise.