Hi my name is Hans, and I'm a planeaholic. It has been 2 weeks since I had a new plane and I am trying to make it without, one day at a time. In the past it got so bad the we had to buy a house with a bigger garage because we could not get into the one at the old house.
My wife has been good through all of the hard times I have brought upon us. Sneaking planes into the garage so she won't see them, meeting the UPS man at the corner so the next door folks won't see it in front of the house all the time. I feel so bad for all that I have done......... What!? Plane auction! Where!!!

AHHHHH, sorry I have to go now ummmmmmmm, I have to pick up the wife from work and mow the yard.


Hey wait for me, I'll hit the ATM on the way over!!!!!!!

Problem, what problem.