No no no, Fast,

You see the Brits have learned to speak some English, but often they'll get to a crucial part of a sentence and realize they don't know the correct words, so they'll just make up some silly ones.

I've had conversations in London that sounded like this:

Me: Excuse me, could you tell me how to get to Buckingham Palace?

Brit: Right, you go down this street here, then you nip up the wickershams.

Me: I should nip up the wickershams?

Brit: Right, then you take your first left, then you just pop round the gorn-and-scumbles, and Jack's a doughnut, there you are!

Me: Jack's a doughnut?

Brit: Right

Also they have a lot of trouble with pronunciation because they can't move their lower jaw muscles, because of malnutrition caused by wisely refusing to eat English food - some of which (Note, they make no effort to conceal this fact) contain KIDNEYS!

Think I'm kidding?

Just look at what you can buy in the stores there!