Brit bashing hey? well I can't just lie down and take it.

Firstly as you said the language is ENGLISH, that means it comes from yes, England. I've never heard of American have you? Nope didn't think so. If it wasn't for us you'd all be living in Wig-wams sending up smoke signals and fighting cowboys. lol. Check out our history and check out yours. You should find our history goes back for some time and towards the end Americans popped up after a few Brits decided they liked the weather in America and also the Fighting with Native Americans (real Americans), so stayed there. The rest as they say is history. I must admit I always loved playing cowboys and Indians when I was a kid. Was always a cowboy.

We gave you the language. Problem is that we have been using it for hundreds of years so have had plenty of time to develop it and create new words (those are the words which sound foreign to you Yanks), like 'right' and 'up there' etc.

The food bit you go on about makes me laugh. We have traditional food like fish and chips, and yes kidney. We also eat liver, mmm yum yum. I think your traditional food is a BK Whopper or Big Mac. I think it depends on the region.

Anyway I think malnourished is a bit better than a country full of 20 stone plus heffers all eating fries and do-nuts from troughs. Last time I went to America everytime a Yank walked past it was like a solar eclipse except lasted longer.

Inbetween all the slagging off over the pond could you please tell me what is a traditional American dish. Take aways don't count, fatty.


Happy eating chubs.