NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!!!!!!!! NO tomatos!

Heart attack sandwich

By CafeenMan

Ingredients (per heart attack):

Two slices of toast
One fried egg over easy
3 slices of bacon
1 slice petroleum cheese (Kraft singles, et al)
2 tablespoons mayo
Salt and pepper to taste

should be obvious how to put it together. Cheese goes between egg and bacon.

Find a comfortable location to keel over, dial 911, eat sandwich.