Did anyone read this one. I don't think the person was serious , so I guess it is okay to laugh.


Name: Jopeel Anderson
Email:[email protected]

Report Filed: Wednesday, July 5, 2000 at 15:25:09
Details:
Crash Date: july 4, 2000

Weather: windy, raining, Hurricane like conditions

Time of day: 2 a.m.

Aircraft: Raptor

Problem: after about 14 seconds of nothing but smoke and fire, The helicopter started to speedily drive its way into the Anal Region of me. I started to run, but a goat's leg was in the way. I tripped and the chopper drilled my anus. A fire spread and I recieved 3rd degree burns on the lower back region, and a busted Chopper.

Cause:Failure to obtain a true engine. I tweaked my lawn mower's engine to power it to speeds of up to 7 knots. I guess it also should have been made into a more aerodynamic shape, not in the shape of a box.

Damage: An injured anus, and A busted up chooper. (most parts still up my butt)

Comments: Maybe I should buy an anal cup. And maybe I shouldn't fly in hurricane like conditions. Other than that, I think I learend my lesson.