Yes... Grow a Mullet... to protect your neck... And use one of those hats that holds two beers in it to protect your face...

Although... I doubt that will help with the "Don't want a Red Neck Look"

HAHAHAHA

Sorry for the loss... I lost my Airplane in the Sun over my head a little while back... Yes I know I should not have had it over my head...

Enough altitude to get away with it though...

Matt