How about Operation Petticoat...

The guest wakes up in the officers' quarters and doesn't know the sub has dived.

At something the captain says he gets wide-eyed and says,

"We're under? What if we can't..." (gets scared...motions up)

"Oh!" says the captain. "If we can't...

(captain motions up),

then we

(motions

waaay


down ! )


."