Originally posted by P-51B
I would recommend flying a cheap sacrificial plane. Call "landing" (even better, "dead stick")and come on in,when the ensuing collision trashes a $5000.00 aircraft, maybe the rude flyers will get a clue.
...and when your deliberate mid-air causes that big airplane to break out of its hover and hit the poor guy on the next flight-station, what then ? Walk over to the corpse and say "
Sorry about that Charlie - but at least Fred may have now learned not to hover over the runway... you were just the price that I figured had to be paid for that lesson" ??
Gordon
P.S. I realise that your post may not have been "serious", but felt that before someone took your idea to heart, the above should be pointed out.