I suppose if a guy was from Ottawa he might click on this link

http://www.maac.ca

and he would have access to a listing of local clubs in Canada.

He'd even have a phone number of a guy or two who might take him up for an introductory flight. If he was a polite guy and earnest enough.

On the other hand if he was simply being be-Devils-ish, he would probably just continue to post ingenuous questions just to see how patient you guys are.

Of course me, I'm just enjoying the humour of the whole thing.