You know you're in bad shape when you are startled awake out of a sound, winter's sleep. You turn the light on, put your feet on the floor, and think.

Wife says, "What's wrong!?"

"I don't know. I can't remember if I put the charger on the Twist--and if I did, did I put it on for the nickel metal hydride or the nickel cad. I gotta go check.

"Then there's that loose ski I forgot to tighten. Gotta be ready to fly tomorra. Oh, then there's the head bolts to check, 2.5 mm allen wrench. I haven't done that in a while. Best do it while I'm thinking about it. Maybe I could...."

Wife, "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaarrrrrrrrrrrgh!"