Todd, I think you found someone more difficult to understand then Tam! I pride myself on being able to interpret broken english, but even I am having trouble with this.
As far as I can tell he is saying:


Please send me all 3 versions of girls gone wild dvd collection. I am lonley sitting behind counter of gas station all night with nothing to do but make slirpies and light insense to hide the smell of curry. The F-15 on your website looks very nice, but I still prefer white american women doing nasty things on video. Please quote me on overnight shipping to Pakistan, I have to work a double shift tomarrow.