Now that sounds like an adventurous day,

Good moves there DownT, Maybe Next Time Jack...

I've only encountered a near face chopped up experience once, I called "I'm out on the runway" to go and retreive my plane after dead sticking in, another friend obviously didn't hear me and proceded to land his plane, A friend of mine was standing next to me and said very calmly,, "Joe Duck" I looked up and a 40 sized plane was right at my head, all I could do was drop straight to the ground from a kneeling position. I don't know how it missed me. I was a little freaked out and yelled at my friend for a few minutes, then immediatly apologized to him and said sorry but you just scared the living C$%# out of me.. and yes we laughed about that for years, and still do actually.