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If you wish to make a man happy you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

A woman often worries about the future until she gets a husband,
while a man never worries about the future until he has a wife.

A woman will always cherish the memory of the men who wanted to marry her...
However, men, of the women who didn't.

Married men live longer than single men.
...But married men are a lot more willing to die.

Any married man should forget his mistakes...
Whats the use use in two people remembering the same thing.