... oh please don't let her post one post for each of the 101 ways... it is a cheap trick to increase post counts, and I really don't wanna hafta read all that...

this IS the humor forum, after all...

I'd be impressed if she could do the same for each and every point.... but i'm sure she'd get bored after the first few. [sm=redface.gif]

I wonder if our short attention span should be # 102 [X(]

I am still wondering where we are going with blondes, phones, movies, and confident while nekkid men?[sm=stupid.gif][sm=bananahead.gif]

This would be a slow and painful experience for you wouldn't it but compelling none the less.You would just hafta read it

[sm=kiss.gif]

If you wish to make a man happy you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

A woman often worries about the future until she gets a husband,
while a man never worries about the future until he has a wife.

A woman will always cherish the memory of the men who wanted to marry her...
However, men, of the women who didn't.

Married men live longer than single men.
...But married men are a lot more willing to die.

Any married man should forget his mistakes...
Whats the use use in two people remembering the same thing.

Most husband's die before their wife. Know why........because they want too!!!!!

If she keeps this up, I'm coming over to your side, guys!

Dr.1

Whatever takes your fancy [sm=kiss.gif]

Have you switched sides? [sm=confused.gif] Seems everyone is putting down women now, well married ones at least....

After 19 years of waiting I am not quite ready to switch sides

I figure she is going to kill me off first.[X(]

Course I am game to a movie with a blonde in matching cuffs and collars before she kills me off

OH NO - You understand me too well [X(]

Its matching collars and cuffs...Start at the top then work down..

Aww mann, I gotta stop looking at this thread too many wild ideas swirling around in my poor brain hole.

I always worked like the incredible Gomez Adams and started at the fingertips, thus bumping into a cuff first.

Start at the top then work down..

You start where you want, I'll start where I want. [sm=tongue.gif]

Dr.1

Careful DR., you may tarnish your image rendering you un-usable as a mod. There is no hope for me[>:]

I liked the hammer and screwdriver pic... Classic!

Typical male, no concideration . [sm=kiss.gif]

concideration
consideration

Typical female...needs correction from a male.

Dr.1

Minn, you didn't[X(]

Sorry, I tried to resist the temptation, but I lost the battle.

I just wish I could post some of the other goodies I have [X(]