http://www.ulmer-rc.com/files/kao-tic.zip
Bruce, you saw through me! And I thought it was a stroke of genius... Actually, I've really gone over to your side. A little bracing would probably help, but all this mount probably needs is EPOXY.
I've included letter and legal size pdf's in this one and went back and put the legal size in the DNU file, too. If you have any legal paper on hand, it cuts out three pages worth of assembly.