Sport Pilot - I understand my use of the phrase "rat's behind" angst you, and in hindsight, I could have been more PC. Although, I challenge you to show me where I used the word a&&. According to Wedster's, "behind" is defined as BUTTOCKS, or as Forrest Gump would say "BUT--TOCKS! So, feel free to contact the Moderator or the cyber nazis ... If I'm guilty of anything, it's being obnoxious and rude! Just ensure you use the correct word when referencing my writings! Thank you!