“. . . We’ll return to our regular forum in a moment but first a message about literature. Say friends, do you wish you had a good book to read while your Ambroid glue is drying. Well, if you are among the first two people who respond to this special offer we will send you, free of charge, one Keith Laumer science fiction novel. No, this is not one of his famous innovative model airplane designs but a genuine work of fiction as read by millions of normal people everywhere. Because we expect demand to be great, this offer is limited to one per household.
But wait.
If you act before midnight tonight. . .”

We interrupt the preceding interruption to explain that I have “The Stars Must Wait” and “Star Colony” paperbacks that I would be glad to send to someone(s) who, like me, had not read any of his works before. I make this offer to provide the opportunity for those of us among the small-(model)-minded to enjoy the other side of this talented person. If I get only one response I will send them both to that person. Otherwise, the first response will get what I consider the better of the two. PM me with your real mail address if you’re interested.

Disclaimer; I will not disclose your name and/or real address to anyone – unless tempted by promises of money – no matter how small the amount.

“. . . Returning now to our regular interruption, if you act before midnight last night, we can make the amazing offer of two “rapid-fire action novels” by Grant Stockbridge, originally published in 1937 and 1940, in one paperback volume. These are part of the Master of Men series. This easy read reminds one of the Shadow radio programs that we all listened to before TV! Anywho, PM me if you’d be interested in it.

Postage and handling subject to international monetary fluctuations, currently free dollars and nothing cents. Now back to this week’s exciting episode. . . “