ORIGINAL: Raymond LeFlyr

Gather ‘round chilluns. Turn off the TV and sit still. Vic, take your finger outa your nose. Rog, stop playing with that engine. Ole unca Raymond has a warm and fuzzy tale of Holiday Spirit to share with youse-all.

I don’t expect that we’ll see Robert Redford play the lead roll in the movie version, it wouldn’t replace ‘the Christmas Story’ anyway (I’ll shoot your eye out!), but I thought it would be OK to share this with you – and none of these guys hang out here so there’s no danger of this spoiling the surprise.