Then you ain't flying one of 'em right.

Seriously, has anyone ever flown a 2-D airplane? As soon as it takes off you're flying in three dimensions.

If he can catch a fly between his thumb and forefinger, drinks a lot of black coffee and yells at anyone in front of him while driving for being too slow - go with the Yak. If he drives with his left turn signal on at all times and complains about the drivers behind him being too close (or drives any Chevy other than a Vette), can't see flys and still puts cream in his coffee - go with the Rascal.