Well Fatman......
I must confess, Sunray was right, I do have a problem....well actually, it's my hangar, the girls!! They all share my extra bedroom.
They are quite jealous of me .....even getting downright mean to one another biding for my attention ! They are sneaky too!!...
Why Just last night.....while I was in bed, I heard noises coming from their room...I went in to investigate.....it was the edge 540! She said that her wheels were too tight and she asked if I could take a look !! (she is the sneakiest and most jealous of the bunch!)
So I took her into the dimly lit garage....alone...just the two of us.... I laid her on her side on a bath towel on top of the work bench...
Guess what!!!!!
Their was nothing wrong with her wheels!
She was just saying those things so I would take off her pants and fondle her wheels!!!!

I tell you Fatman, they are driving me crazy!!......

This is how my day begins!


Every morning, while I am drinking my coffee at the kitchen table I get up from the table and tip toe over to their room.....when I get to their bedroom door I SHOUT!!... ..."WHO WANTS TO GO TO THE MODEL AIRPORT" (I like to tease them even if I have no intention of going)

They get very excited and start raising their ailerons, wagging their rudders and waving their props....trying to get my attention!!!...each one is screaming at the top of their carboratores........take me...take me...only me!!!...( last week my cap 232 wagged her rudder so violently she stripped out her servo)......

Shortly after this..... the arguments begin.....

usually it's the Cap 232 that starts it....

"I CAN SNAP-ROLL BETTER THAN ANYONE IN THIS ROOM" she says....
Then the Giles 202 comes back with..."LOOK AT THESE WINGS.....I WAS BORN TO SNAP-ROLL"

Then the edge 540 chimes in...." I CAN FLY LOWER AND SLOWER THAN ALL OF YOU PUT TOGETHER.......PLUS....I HAVE LOWER WING LOADING... HA ...HA!!!...NA...NA !!"

I tell you fatman ...they are driving me crazy with their jealousy.....


This is the real reason I can not get another modeltech cap 21......the girls are just too jealous...
If I had a modeltech cap 21 in their room.....this is what would happen.......
I can just hear it now.....my cap 232 would start in.....just like she does every morning bragging about how well she snap rolls! (she is so stuck-up)
Then of course the modeltech cap 21 (being the snapping queen)... would say ... "I CAN SNAP BETTER THAN ANYONE IN THIS ROOM!
......... Then it would start to get ugly.....

They would start saying mean things to her ....things like....yeh!

...."LAST TIME YOU SNAP ROLLED YOU GOT SO EXCITED YOU COULDN'T STOP"
Or......

"YOU ENJOY SNAPPING SO MUCH YOU SNAP EVEN WHEN YOU WERE TOLD NOT TO "
Or....(this is my favorite)

"LAST TIME YOU SNAPPED...... YOU SNAPPED YOURSELF INTO A STOOPER"

So you see Fatman...the truth is ....my girls are just to jealous...to jealous to let another cap 21 into the hangar.....each of my girls wants me to take them out for a spin around the runway...each one thinks that they are the only one!!!...the one-and-only!!!

I CAN'T TAKE IT ANY MORE I TELL YA!...I CAN'T!!!...I CAN'T...
Maybe Sunray is right .... I have psychological problems....but it's not my fault....it's the girls...they did this to me!!....it's them!! ...not me!!! HELP!!!!.....HELP!!!....HELP!!!....