I wish someone would clue me into the link for the secret thread. I'm all alone and telling jokes to myself.[&:]

Living wills.....

While I was watching the National Collegiate Football Championship
game.

My wife and I got into a conversation about life and death, and the
need for living wills.

During the course of the conversation I told her that I
never wanted to exist in a vegetative state, dependent on some
machine and taking fluids from a bottle.

She got up, unplugged the TV and threw out all my beer.

Sometimes it's tough being married to a smart azz...