heres a non rc joke, still funny tho

a blond and a brunette were looking to buy a bull, they found one they could afford, it was $1999 and they had $2000

the brunette went to inspect the bull, and when she found it was good, she decided to send a text message to the blond, as she had the car with the trailer attached

however, the brunette was on a really crappy phone plan, and every word cost $1 to text, after a second to think, she texted the word Comfortable to the blonde

the farmer who sold her the bull, was confused by this and inquired about it

"well, shes a blonde, so she'll read it bit-by-bit"
"so...." sand the farmer
"COM-FOR-TA-BLE" explained the brunette