heres a non rc joke, still funny tho

a blond and a brunette were looking to buy a bull, they found one they could afford, it was $1999 and they had $2000

the brunette went to inspect the bull, and when she found it was good, she decided to send a text message to the blond, as she had the car with the trailer attached

however, the brunette was on a really crappy phone plan, and every word cost $1 to text, after a second to think, she texted the word Comfortable to the blonde

the farmer who sold her the bull, was confused by this and inquired about it

"well, shes a blonde, so she'll read it bit-by-bit"
"so...." sand the farmer
"COM-FOR-TA-BLE" explained the brunette

hahaha......sigh

Stick40

hahaha thats one of the best ive seen/heard lol, thank you so much!! youve just dimmed down my day lol jk

that's a good one[sm=lol.gif]

i am seriously insulted... i thought i made that one up. crap... back to the drawing board...

Weird, a friend told it to me

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running through the woods away from some assassins chasing them. The girls come up to a cliff that isn't climbable, and they are surrounded by the assassins. The redhead thinks for a minute, and shouts "HURRICANE!!!". The assassins ducked down into protective balls and she ran away. The assassins find out their tricked and don't bother to go after her. The brunette thinks for a minute, and screams "TORNADO!" They duck into their protective balls again and the brunette escapes. And then there was one. The assassins are totally ticked by now, and they begin the countdown to her death. "3...2....1.." and the blonde thinks for a split second and shouts "FIRE!".