I CAN'T TAKE IT ANY MORE!!! I WANT MY HELI BACK HELI BACK HELI BACK (sung to the tune of the Chili's babyback ribs commercial)

I lie in my bed, watching the ceiling fan tease me with it's heli-like appearance and listening for the slight thump thump thump of the blades slicing the thick air - I hear a heli fly overhead and I run out to get a glimpse - I hear a heli on TV and I rush to catch it before it moves off the screen.

And it's ALL you guy's fault!! - Until I got this darn heli I was a somewhat normal person - now I'm a maniac!!! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME??????? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!