Whoa man, whoa! If you're not careful Mike, one of the pharmaceutical companies will hear you and turn your cries into a real live disease...

It can happen to anyone. Young, old, male, female. When you least expect it...when you think you're in perfect health. But you didn't see it coming. You thought you could handle anything. You were wrong. Acute Heli Withdrawal (AHW) is serious. It can lead to anxiety, depression, irritable bowel syndrome, constipation, uncontrollable desire to spin around or do pirouettes in the middle of a department store.

Well now there's help. Heli-Pax may be just what you need to get you through those times when you can't have the real thing. It will help control the undesireable effects of AHW. Ask your doctor (or LHS) if Heli-Pax is right for you.

Side effects include headache, thumbache, stomach ache, the desire to connect an ESC to any rotating object, loss of servo control, heliphrenia (sudden thought patterns of cyclic and yaw), and auto-rotation. If you experience any of these symptoms, you should stop taking Heli-Pax and contact your LHS immediately for help.